Vending Machine

This is something I've seen on other boards before.
Thought I might try it out here...

It works like this:

someone says that they insert something

then the next poster says what they get, and then they insert something

and the cycle continues....

Example:

inserts coin

next post:

receives cherry flavored soda
inserts bottle cap


basically, the objects can range from the ordinary (coins, buttons, cash) to the ridiculous (shoes, people, cars, random stuff you make up). The same holds true for the received objects.

for extra amusement, you can keep track of what you get.


Make sense? Good!

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Inserts quarter

gets candy bar

inserts piece of candy

receives king sized snickers bar

inserts left shoe

gets stinky foot

inserts toe nail

receives toe

inserts glass of old milk

receives chunky liquid

inserts bad breath

receives a gallon bottle of orange-flavored Listerine

inserts sushi

receives dead fish

inserts toilet paper

receives toilet

inserts PSP

receives lost brain cells

inserts dirty laundry

receives a coupon to Wong's Chinese Laundromat

inserts dead fish

receives bad illness

inserts dirty diaper

receives crying baby

inserts anthrax

received a death sentence

inserted a new life

get a cookie

inserts a chocolate chip

received a sugar high

inserted a pickle

lol.

receives a light bulb

inserts a case file

dont get?

receives work load

inserts vacation

receives sunshine

inserts warmth

receives gold brown tan

inserts skin rash

ewww

receives cream

inserts dna

receives clone of warrick

inserts meltdown

receives radioactive isotope

inserts CSI DVD

receives Lady Heather

inserts whip