The Wish Game

Here are the rules for this game: The person above you makes a wish, and then the person below grants your wish, and then wishes something else, but here's the fun part: Your wish gets messed up in some way!


Example:
Post 1: I wish I had a cookie.
Post 2: Granted, but the cookie tastes bad.
I wish I had a new car.
Post 3: Granted, but it's a RC car.
I wish I had.........


I hope it isn't to difficult for you

So, here we go!


I wish the snow would go away

Granted rain comes

I wish my truck would run better

Granted, but the heater does not work

I wish for a holiday

granted your flight got detoured

wish for a i-phone

granted, but there's been a government recall

I wish I had a better TV

granted it's a black and white TV

wish for a new laptop

granted, it's one of the first laptops ever created. with a whopping 24 mb of ram, 156 mb of hard disk space, and a 256 color graphics card. Sound card and speakers sold separately.

I wish I had car

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa funny

grante old beat up worn out jalopy, you'll need to put all your lifes saving and then some just to get it home. oh and it's got 4 flat tires

wish for new bed

granted, it has a spring that sticks in your back

I wish my school issued laptop was a windows PC instead of a mac

granted they litterly gave you a big old pc to carry around


wish for a truffle chocolates

granted, but it is only a picture

wishes for winning lottery ticket

granted it's from two years ago

wish for a new wardrob

granted but it is full of termites

wish for a house

granted it's condemned

wish for a new stove

granted, but it is outside and made of stone and sticks

wish for a time machine

Laura wrote:

granted, but it is outside and made of stone and sticks

wish for a time machine

good one


granted you turn old

wish for a new book

granted, but it has not been written yet

wishes for a puppy

granted pees all over

wish for a new body

granted you are now a new born baby

wishes for chocolate

granted bakers chocolate

wish for new printer

granted, it's a dot matirx and takes 4 days to print one word

wishes for a dishwasher

granted it's jets are plugged

wish for a bowl of matzo soup

Csiliveson wrote:

granted it's jets are plugged

wish for a bowl of matzo soup

I have know idea what that is.

granted it is frozen

wishes for a new sofa

yum

granted lumpy

wish for a new coat

granted but it is made with duck feathers and you are getting a very dry hot year and it's the only coat you have

wishes for a snowglobe